Right, settle in folks, it’s that time of the week again – the time where I tell you who’s running the show, who’s making the opposition look like they’ve never kicked a ball, and who’s just lucky to be on the pitch. Strap in, because some lads are lighting it up so bright you’d need sunglasses just to watch the highlights. And yes, the managers aren’t safe either – some are brilliant, some… not so much. Let’s dive into the chaos, the brilliance, and the downright ridiculous that was football this week.”

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Hugh Dunnits’s Team of the Week:

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GK – Danny Graham – Toryglen Thistle

Danny was superb throughout the game, the opposition team must have been gutted to face an inspired keeper.

DEF – Ryan Whiteside- THIRD LANARK AFC

Ryan was solid at the back he had Southside United wondering if they’d even brought their strikers with them.

DEF – Finlay Anderson – GLASGOW ISLAND

Tasked with stopping the “big striker” and did it so well he might start charging rent.

DEF – Jay McKay – Rutherglen Glencairn AFC

Calmness personified. Made defending look like a stroll in the park – with his slippers on.

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MID – Reece Hancock – Kings Park United

Three goals, two assists – the lad’s playing FIFA on beginner mode while everyone else is on Legendary.

MID – Jamie Carbin (Toryglen Thistle)

Left-back, wing-back, centre forward in disguise. Went up and down that flank like he was on a pogo stick.

MID – Robin Harvey – GLASGOW ISLAND

Last week a centre-back, this week a striker, next week… who knows? Scored a hat-trick including a 30-yard rocket that’s probably still travelling.

MID – Michael McGoldrick – Clydebank Red Star

Michael covered more ground than a Deliveroo driver on a Saturday night. Relentless.

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STR – Jamie Curran – Port Glasgow Boys Club

The skipper led by example with a hat-trick. A proper captain’s innings – if football had innings.

STR – Dylan Henry – Rutherglen Glencairn AFC

Another hat-trick for “Goals” Henry. Defenders see him on the team sheet and phone in sick.

STR – Conor Aitken – Kings park United

Three assists – his teammates should be buying him dinner all week.

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MANAGER – Scott Pollock – Clydebank Red Star

🔥 Manager of the Week: Scott Pollok – Clydebank Red Star

Scott Pollock took his team up to Dundee and left the opposition picking up the pieces after a 7-1 demolition. The visitors were so scared of the astro pitch they begged for a grass game… and still got steamrolled.

Pollock’s men are literally on fire right now – attacking, defending, creating chaos, and making every other manager double-check their tactics. If Clydebank keep playing like this, even their own fans will need a warning sign: “Caution: May Cause Serious Football Envy.”

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