The air is crisp, the shadows are long, and a chill has settled into the very bones of the world. It can only mean one thing: Halloween is upon us! But don’t just hide under the covers. This year, we’re inviting you to embrace the fright with a spine-tingling series of events that will reward the bravest (and most active) among you. Get ready to face the Halloween Horrors, our special seasonal promotion designed to fuel your commitment to footy focus throughout the entire spooky season.

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MURDERER BURCH

Rhu’s Reaper: A Halloween Haunting for Murdo “Murder” Burch

As the wind howls across Upper Ardenconnell and the imaginary floodlights flicker in our dreams, something fiery glows through the darkness — the unmistakable ginger beard of Murdo “Murder” Burch.

A true box-to-box operator, Murder doesn’t just close players down — he tracks their souls. Fueled by Disaronno and sheer determination, he charges around the park like a heat-seeking grim reaper, turning opposition attacks into ghost stories. Blink, and he’s there. Try to run, and he’s already nicked the ball — and probably shouted about it too.

But it’s not just opponents who feel his presence. Teammates know that if there’s a question to be asked, Murdo’s asking it — and answering it — before anyone else. He lives for the banter: giving it, taking it, and keeping spirits high (especially when those spirits come in a bottle).

Of course, not everyone appreciates his enthusiasm — particularly the referees. “Murder” is currently serving a short spell on the sidelines after one too many constructive conversations with officials. But even suspended, he’s still the heartbeat of the dressing room — the joker, the spark, and the soul that keeps Rhu ticking.

So as Halloween creeps closer, raise a glass (of Disaronno, naturally) to Murdo “Murder” Burch — the man with the fiery beard and even hotter temper, who proves that grit, graft, and a good dose of gallus will always outlast silky skills and quiet manners.

Happy Halloween — and beware when “Murder” returns to Upper Ardenconnell… the tackles will be flying, and the banter will be relentless.