The air is crisp, the shadows are long, and a chill has settled into the very bones of the world. It can only mean one thing: Halloween is upon us! But don’t just hide under the covers. This year, we’re inviting you to embrace the fright with a spine-tingling series of events that will reward the bravest (and most active) among you. Get ready to face the Halloween Horrors, our special seasonal promotion designed to fuel your commitment to footy focus throughout the entire spooky season.

Are you prepared to face the terror ?

GRIM SIMPSON

Greater Croftpark’s Ghoul: A Halloween Ode to Grim Simpson

As the nights draw in and the smell of pumpkin spice and damp leaves fills the air, we’re not just thinking of ghouls and ghosts; we’re thinking of the greatest horror show in local football: facing Greater Croftpark Rose. And at the left side of their defense, as committed as a vampire to their coffin, is the legend they call Grim Simpson.

Forget speed; Grim won’t be breaking any sprinting records, but if you’re an opposing winger, you’ll swear he’s teleporting. Because what he lacks in pace, he more than makes up for with sheer heart and desire. Grim embodies the spirit of an amateur footballer: he’s always there, always putting his body on the line, and his commitment is incredible. He is the ultimate left back you want in a crunch game—a brick wall with an engine that never quits.

Grim isn’t just a player for Croftpark Rose; he’s a vital, living (or perhaps undead?) part of the squad’s soul. As Halloween approaches, let’s raise a glass of something spooky to the player who proves that a little bit of grit and a whole lot of passion will always triumph over pure pace.

Happy Halloween, and watch out for Grim—he’ll tackle you into next week!