The air is crisp, the shadows are long, and a chill has settled into the very bones of the world. It can only mean one thing: Halloween is upon us! But don’t just hide under the covers. This year, we’re inviting you to embrace the fright with a spine-tingling series of events that will reward the bravest (and most active) among you. Get ready to face the Halloween Horrors, our special seasonal promotion designed to fuel your commitment to footy focus throughout the entire spooky season.

Are you prepared to face the terror ?

Wicked Wilson

🎃 The Haunted Ledger of Wicked Wilson 👻

As the Scottish autumn fog rolls over empty pitches and the goalposts groan like old gallows, one man stands between order and utter chaos — Wicked Wilson, treasurer and (purely financial) hitman for the Scottish Premier Amateur Football Association.

By day, Wilson guards the books with the precision of a surgeon — every penny logged, every fee accounted for. His ledger is the stuff of legend: crisp, exact, and said to snap shut on anyone who dares miss their dues.

By night, he’s a different kind of enforcer — stalking the sidelines, clipboard in hand, making sure every team’s subs are paid and every balance settled. Those who’ve forgotten their fees can almost feel his presence before they see him — the faint jingle of coins in the wind, the soft shuffle of paperwork in the dark.

Some say he can sense an unpaid registration from a mile away. Others swear his calculator glows under the moonlight.

So, as Halloween weekend fixtures kick off, keep your strips clean, your team lines on point, and your payments up to date. Because when it comes to the Scottish Premier Amateur Football Association, nobody escapes Wicked Wilson’s haunted ledger. 💀📒