The air is crisp, the shadows are long, and a chill has settled into the very bones of the world. It can only mean one thing: Halloween is upon us! But don’t just hide under the covers. This year, we’re inviting you to embrace the fright with a spine-tingling series of events that will reward the bravest (and most active) among you. Get ready to face the Halloween Horrors, our special seasonal promotion designed to fuel your commitment to footy focus throughout the entire spooky season.

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Brian Slay

🔪 The Butcher of Woodbank: Brian Slay’s Reign of Terror

Is Woodbank FC managed by a man… or a monster?

Since taking over the club in the frightful summer, Brian Slay—the manager whose name sounds less like a football coach and more like a horror movie title—hasn’t just been signing players; he’s been leaving a trail of dread and dramatic improvements.

Slashed and Terrifyingly Tight

Under the new regime, Woodbank’s defence has undergone a truly gruesome transformation. Slay has slashed the amount of goals the team concedes on match day. It’s not just an improvement; it’s a horrific drop, leaving opposing strikers feeling they’ve run into a wall of spectral, impenetrable black.

The Axe Man Cometh

Forget delicate substitutions; Slay is an Executioner in the technical area. He’s not scared to axe players from the starting line-up, making it clear that no player is safe from his cleaver. This ruthlessness has clearly focused the squad, but you can feel the chill of existential dread on the training ground.

The Manager’s Weakness: A Frightful Secret

Even the most terrifying figure has a soft spot, or in Slay’s case, a haunting weakness. If you want to spot this terrifying figure in a moment of mortal vulnerability, Turn on FC 26 on cursed weekends. That’s where he can still be seen being beaten by mere mortals.

Enemies :

Slay is certainly not a fan of a Hugh Dunnit and is made it a mission to slash his pre match reports in half.

The question is: Can Woodbank FC keep up this horrifying form, or will the “Butcher” eventually get his comeuppance?